Poopcahontas

A poop tournament. Whoever goes more often wins.

Top of the week

Played before and lost your key? Message me on Telegram with your nickname and roughly when you played, and I will get you back in.
Don’t remember my key: message on Telegram

Rules

  • You went, you tapped “Pooped”: +1.
  • You can tap once every 20 minutes, at most 12 times a day.
  • The week runs from Monday, Moscow time.
  • The prize for winning: respect.

Roll for the server

The game is free. If you want to help the server, send some Telegram Stars: you get a crown in the rating and a spot on this wall.Pay with Telegram Stars.Tap “Play” first: the crown goes to the player.

FAQ

Is it in the App Store? No. But you can put it on your phone without a store: use the buttons below.

Does it cost money? No. It is free and stays free.

What counts as one poop? One visit. What came out is none of our business; you can tag the type after tapping.

What if I cheat? The button will not let you, limits are in the rules above. And whoever taps "Tapped by mistake" gets the "Oops, Wrong Tap" badge.

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Games

How was it? tag it nope
How was it? optional
Density: won’t say
Among friends · week
You’re alone for now. Your code:
Your friend gets 3 🧻, you get 5 🧻 (up to 20 friends).
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🧻 A roll for the server

Today

🎁 Newbie gift: a free hat
Pick one, your character puts it on right away. The rest is in the Stall for rolls.
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A story picture with your score. Time left this week:
Run, Poop
Free run: a new track every time, counts toward your personal best and the weekly ranking.Daily run: one track for everyone plus a roll-collecting task.Weekly prize: the top three runners get 5, 3 and 2 🧻 (300+ points needed).
Runners of the week
    How to play Crocodile
    • The artist gets a word and draws it on a small board for a minute.
    • Everyone else types guesses in the Crocodile tab of the chat.
    • The first to guess gets 1 🧻, and so does the artist. The roll is given if at least 50 of 400 cells are painted.
    • Nobody guessed in 15 minutes: the word burns and you can take a new one.
    • The one who guessed draws next.
    • You can draw up to 10 words a day, when nobody else is drawing.
    • Newcomers must first guess 2 words. Or skip that for 3 🧻.

    Chat

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    Rating

    It’s a joke game, we play fair. If you don’t, nothing happens to you: any check can be gamed, even a photo one.
    👑
    Your friend opens the link and is added to your friends right away. They get 3 🧻, you get 5 🧻 (up to 20 friends).
    Already playing? Find them by nickname or enter their code.
    Add by code

    Your code:

    Team: its own rating and its own chat. Whoever creates it becomes the leader.Open: anyone with the code can join.Closed: people join when the leader approves the request.
    Country or city missing? Type them in and they will show up in the list for everyone.
    Who sees my marks
    Only you see the exact spot. Others see an area of about a kilometre, with no names or times. You can mark a place within 15 minutes of "Pooped".

    Weekly cups

    Achievements

    History last 20 weeks

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    File for the doctor CSV
    The file has date, time, type and density, and opens in Excel. Your doctor will appreciate it.
    Tiles
    tiles: …
    Pick a colour and tap tiles. Pinch with two fingers to zoom or move the wall.
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    Most tiles today

      All walls

      nothing yet: the first wall shows up once it is filled or after midnight
      How to play Tiles
      • Pick a colour and tap a tile: one tap, one tile. Unlocks after 3 poops.
      • Not allowed: swastikas, politics and hate symbols. That means a ban from the whole game and your tiles get wiped. Dicks are fine.
      • You have 30 tiles, one comes back every 5 seconds. Ran out: 30 more for rolls (1 🧻 the first time, then 1 more each time, up to 10).
      • Nobody can repaint a tile for 10 minutes after it is placed. You can repaint your own.
      • One person can place at most 800 tiles on a wall.
      What you get
      • At midnight Moscow time the wall is photographed into the gallery and a new one starts.
      • The top three get 3, 2 and 1 🧻. Everyone who placed 10 or more tiles gets 1 🧻.
      • The wall has a pale outline (heart, cat, rocket). Fill 85% of it as a team of three or more, 10+ tiles each, and everyone gets 2 more 🧻.

      Stall

      ⭐ …
      Character: shape, eyes, colour

      Shop rolls for playing

      Out of rolls? Buy them with stars: the bigger the pack, the better the deal.
      🧻 Rolls are spent only here. You get them like this: 3 at the start; 1 for every 5 taps; 1 for every 5 marked types (“What was it?”); 2 per achievement; 10, 6 and 3 for a top-3 week place (5, 3 and 2 in “Run, poop”).⭐ Stars: everything you sent the bot sits on your balance. Patron items are bought from it; the crown and achievements stay.

      Profile

      We need a contact to tag you if you win the week.
      Daily 9:00 calendar reminder
      Log in from another phone

      There is no password, log in with this link:

      Do not show it to anyone, or they will poop on your behalf.
      Log out and delete

      About the game

      🧻 Rolls and support

      The game is free and will stay that way. The money goes to the server and new features.You pay with Telegram Stars.
      Rolls go to cabin items and games: 50 ⭐ ($1) = 27 🧻, 100 ⭐ = 60 🧻, 500 ⭐ = 350 🧻. The bigger the pack, the better the deal.
      What a top-up gives
        Roll of the week
        Paid but no crown?
        Did the bot send a link code? Enter it here.
        Settings and jokes

        💸 Buy the win

        Paid premium: first place in the rating without a single trip to the toilet.

        📍 My city

        🔔 Telegram reminders

        🧪 Anti-doping

        Laxatives, fibre by the bucket, coffee by the litre: that is doping. Sign a declaration that you play fair. Checked on your word of honour.

        Other counters outside the tournament, just for you

        If something breaks

        Won’t open, score gone, an error shows up: message me and I’ll fix it. Your login link is above, in this same section.